+“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area
- someone: that's so gay
- white girl: OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST SAID THAT. DID YOU? DID YOU REALLY. YOU KNOW, LOVE IS LOVE, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S BETWEEN A BOY AND A BOY OR A GIRL AND A GIRL OR A BOY AND A GIRL, IT'S LOVE. GAY SHOULDN'T BE USED AS AN INSULT, I HOPE YOUR HEAD IS CUT OFF AND THROWN INTO A GAY BAR.
- someone: that's so gay
- gay person: i know right
+DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE
Sometimes I realize it while standing.
+and then satan said let there be the perfect tour
in the uk
- Tim Burton: So, I was thinking of making a movie about...
- Johnny Depp: Yes.
+half of me is sappy and romantic and nice
and the other half is spiteful and mean and sick and twisted
i don’t understand
