sherlylock:

my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”

you know the best part about the start of summer?

howthemidwestwaswon:

sharing my room with giant fucking spiders that lurk in every corner, just waiting for me to let my guard down.

queefjerkey:

do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something

• Person:  what's your biggest fear?
• Me:  season finales

bobies:

sometimes i forget im not lying anymore when i click “yes i am over 18”

half of me is sappy and romantic and nice

and the other half is spiteful and mean and sick and twisted

i don’t understand