so.full.of.bullshit.

you’re hitting my friend up because she’s about to turn 21?
but i thought you never went out and partied? 

you have two jobs lined up? 
HA, heard it plenty of times before. i’ll believe it when i see it. 

you’re gonna start fixing up your car when you ‘get a job’?
i thought all your money was going to start going to ethan?

you’re gonna try to get your own place?
i can’t honestly never see that happening. your mommy still takes care of everything for you and your brother. you have absolutely no responsibilities. your parents let you sell weed out their house, and have friends over drinking whenever you want. what exactly is gonna be your incentive to move out?

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